Mike D'amours

LIFE COACH

I am the only Life Coach that has had all these experiences, and of course that will allow
me to help you so much more. I have done lots of positive stand-up comedy. Laughter heals.

I found a plastic hand, and when I see people I do not know, I say, "Can I give you a hand."
Almost all people laugh loudly, Then I say, ''my fiance gave me this hand. She is a real doll, and her
name is Barbie.'' The cool thing is that sometimes I help people. Yesterday, I helped a blind woman
walk home.
I bought some cheese that says, ''Strong Fort'' this is funny for people who DO NOT speak French.
Fort in French means strong. Wow, $8 for a strong fort. That is so ineffable. Ineffable is the most
positive word in the English language.
I walked into a store that sells only pictures, and I said to the owner, Sir, I know you are super
smart because you always get the picture.
When I am outside, and I see someone on their balcony I say, "I respect you so much because
I look up to you. They always say thank you, and sometimes laugh.

My personality is so much better that last night at 2 a.m. I actually pet a wild deer. It took me about
and hour and half to do that because I am extremely patient, and I know the many benefits
of delayed gratification. My goal now is to pet a squirrel.

I was homeless on purpose for a year because so many people told me that is better than
getting a degree in Psychology.

I am writing a book entitled, ''Loving you is so much easier than breathing.''

Soy coach de vida en español también.

I know how to cure insomnia, all digestive issues, memory problems, and improve your immune system WITHOUT MEDICATION.
I have been studying nutrition for about 40 years, mostly on my own.

I taught Positive Psychology for four years. My students called it the happiness class.

I STOPPED 14 PEOPLE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES THANKS TO MY EXTREMELY MESSED UP FAMILY.

Parent - Do you have any beer?
Child - Of course not.
Parent - Can you give me beer?
Child - It is impossible. I do not have any of that bad stuff.
Parent - Do you have some milk ?
Child - Yes
Parent - Is it possible to give me some milk?
Child - Of course because I have lots.
Parent - Do you have lots of love inside of you?
Child - Yes, I have tons of love inside of me.
Parent - Can you give me love?
Child - Yes, of course because I have lots of love inside of me.
Parent - Is it easy for you to love me?
Child - Of course it is. Mommy I love you so much.
Parent - Does Rick the biggest bully in school have love in him?
Child - He has no love in himself at all.
Parent - Since he has no love in him, can he give love?
Child - No way . That is so impossible.

“You don’t have to be great to get started, but you have to get started to be great.”
When you take your first lesson you will be on your path to greatness.

''It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.''
The reason Toni Robbins is one of the richest men in the world and probably the best motivational speaker in the world is because of his past suffering. If he HAD NOT HAD this really ugly past he would not have been so amazingly happy. I too, have a past like Toni, and that is why I will be the best life coach you will ever have. GROW, and GLOW through what you GO through. My self-love is so high
that, when it is not true, the worst insult is like someone tickling me.


"I failed my way to success."
I was a chef at three different restaurants where I knew I would be fired. I had four years experience, but it was over 40 years ago. I told all three bosses that I would work for free for 10 days, and in the end , of course I was fired , and in all cases they paid me the usual rate of pay. Instead of paying a high price at a Culinary school I got paid to learn.

I became smarter by repeating I am a genius about 50 times daily for 3 months to the tune
of the song , Oh, My Darling. The happier we are the smarter we are.

Without medication, the following is better:
1. my vision
2. my hearing. I used to wear hearing aids.
3. my reflexes
4. my sense of smell

I am becoming biologically much younger.

“The hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else.”
The more people tell you what you are doing is wrong when you know it is right, the more brilliant the idea.

“Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?”

My future wife and I are experts in relationships, and we will have a Youtube channel after
our honeymoon hitich-hiking in Japan for 4 months.

SPANISH TUTOR

I AM THE ONLY TUTOR THAT DOES ALL THESE THINGS.

I will teach you how to ....

1. conjugate the past, present, and future tense while cooking. We will be listening to
great music without lyrics while learning grammar. I used to be a radio D.J. While learning grammar we will be dancing. We will also listen to the most popular song from each month since
January 1980. Each song lasts about 10 seconds, and this will give you enough time to say the following:
1. I know this song. = Yo conozco esta cancion.
2. I don't know this song. = Yo no conozco esta cancion.
3. I like this song. Me gusta esta cancion.
4. I don't like this song. No me gusta esta cancion.

Repetition is the key.

2. learn Spanish with English speaking movies with Spanish subtitles. These movies will teach you about resilience, discipline, and how to overcome serious issues. Overcoming terrifying problems is the best way to be happy.

3. learn adjectives with pictures with subtitles only in Spanish, and you will need to figure out the meaning on your own by guessing. When you do this without my help you will
feel proud of yourself , and this will get you to love yourself much more.

4. to use flash cards in a way that gets you to learn so much faster.

5. learn nouns , and review the adjectives by showing me something. For example if you show me an apple you will say, ''Que es esto? which means what is this? Then you will add an adjective like
rica which means yummy. So, a yummy apple is una manzana rica.

One of the best ways to learn is by making mystikes. lol

MY FUTURE WIFE ONLY SPEAKS SPANISH.