I'm a warm and generous mentor and I'm here to wrench your little ones away from the infernal TikToks and Snapchats of this wonderfilled whirled.

i wouLd Like to teach students & schoLars some coLoquiaL EngLish so they can understand but not stand under normaL conversations between EngLish speakers in an everyday setting so sLang is abso bLimmin’ Lute & mandoLinLy acceptabubbLe aLthough i am highLy proficient in The Queen's EngLish too hoo hoo terwit terwoo !!!

Lezzers go go go then hoLd my middLe hidden hand !!! ( c’mon there’s saucepan Lids present !!! )

ünd… it’s an orgy ov energetic seaguLLing ( squawk !!! )

ünd… noch mehr FraüLein Fotze Lecker !!! : eye’m Hermasstrodykee’s ChiLd respLendent ceLestiaL schranz trans & ghey’R than ghey hay hay Lezzers make hay !!! Lezz jus’ roLL around in >it<

ünd.. weiter brieter tiefer keefer dünner doner kebap donner wetter wass ist dann dess spinst dü ?

ünd… forwerts goosesteppin’ inaya Führer styLe avec beaucoup Love under God’s Love & God’s wiLL & teetering teapot stout & taLL firmLy square’d up on thee bEastern gantry ov shimmering pestiLence & divine sacriLigious denigration bee yonder & beyond !!!

nah !!! seer riotousLy eye’m brimming wiv enthusiasm buLging hairy fairy heiry fiery gonads & a bundLe ov seLf-reaLised universaLLy accepted common sense & brevity !!! ( Mommy ??? what’s “ brevity “ ??? dunno bwoy !!! )

sensuaLititties ünd sensibiLititties ( ‘eck skews me ??? )

E’s Farquar’d scuppered scuttLed & painfooLy Rah’spbeLLy & Buddha’sberry broadsided ( owch !!! )

ghey’m oh ver ver vert grün Din fuLL bLoom Sun’s out nowt to Lose Loose Like Lucy’s juicy… ??? every fing to gain baby !!!

psy coh sees heeL’d & stiLetto’d jus’ perfektLy Duckie !!!

Left right uppercut ahoy there !!! skids ??? Lezz git snorkeL’d fLipper’d & goggLe’d up yeah ???

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